Total Medals Earned: 305 (From 51 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,445 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 25/32 (270/490 points)
Unlock Darnell
Unlock Cassandra
Unlock Nene
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 1 Enemy
Kill 15 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
Kill 125 Enemies
Kill 250 Enemies
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill Bill the Dungbeetle
Begin a run
Discover Pico's School
Discover Domain Outskirts
Discover Upper Domain
Discover Domain Catacombs
Discover Domain Core
Discover Tomb Border
Discover Tomb Heart
Unlock Chester BoDean
Complete a run
Beat the game as Pico without any help
Unlock All Medals
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (110/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!